Issue #2: The Mavericks Belles Investigation
Chronicles of the Phoenix · Joel Mark
📖 Missed Issue #1? Check out the previous post before reading this investigation.
📖 THE CHRONICLES OF THE PHOENIX
Issue #2: THE MAVERICKS BELLES INVESTIGATION
Case File: 2026-002
Approximately 17 years after the events of Issue #1, a new investigation was launched.
The witnesses were known collectively as:
The Belles.
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Their conclusion was immediate.
Belle #1:
“She’s flirting with you.”
Me:
“She’s just being nice.”
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Belle #2:
“She asked if you’re single.”
Me:
“Just making conversation.”
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Belle #3:
“She asked what days you work.”
Me:
“She likes my service.”
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Belle #1:
“She lives close by.”
Me:
“Makes it convenient.”
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Belle #2:
“She’s been back three times.”
Me:
“I have good regulars.”
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Woman leaves.
The Belles simultaneously facepalm.
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Belle #1:
“Did you get her number?”
Me:
“Why would I do that?”
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The Belles simultaneously facepalm again.
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Official Findings:
✔ Witnesses in Agreement
✔ Evidence Corroborated
✔ Alternative Explanations Generated
✔ Number Not Obtained
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Final Status:
FINDINGS DISPUTED
17 years later and apparently no software updates had been installed.
Reviewed by:
Princess Belle Marie
Chief Executive Floof 🐕
“I have concerns.”
To protect the innocent, all names have been redacted.
The Phoenix was not among the innocent.
📂 Stay tuned for Issue #3:
The Four Women Incident
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Originally published on Facebook, June 10, 2026. View the original post.