Issue #3: The Four Women Incident
Chronicles of the Phoenix · Joel Mark
📖 THE CHRONICLES OF THE PHOENIX
Issue #3: THE FOUR WOMEN INCIDENT
Case File: 2026-003
Several weeks ago, a witness approached the bar and submitted an unsolicited report.
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Witness:
“You know four women told me they’d date you, right?”
Me:
“Huh?”
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Witness:
“In the 30 minutes I’ve been here tonight.”
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Me:
“You’ve only been here 30 minutes.”
Witness:
“I know.”
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Me:
“When?”
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Witness:
“Just now.”
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Me:
“Who?”
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Witness:
“You know.”
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Me:
“No I don’t.”
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Witness:
“Four women.”
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Me:
“Name names.”
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Witness:
“You don’t know them.”
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Me:
“Then how do you know?”
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Witness:
“Because they told me.”
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Me:
“Nah.”
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Witness:
“Nah what?”
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Me:
“They’re just being nice and having fun.”
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Witness:
“Joel…”
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Me:
“What?”
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Witness:
“You’re oblivious.”
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Official Findings:
✔ Witness On Scene: 30 Minutes
✔ Four Independent Statements Received
✔ No Investigation Requested
✔ Findings Submitted Anyway
✔ Names Not Disclosed
✔ Subject Requested Additional Evidence
✔ Subject Remains Unconvinced
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Additional Notes:
A Mavericks Belle in the background appeared to agree with the witness’s assessment.
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Final Status:
FINDINGS DISPUTED
To protect the innocent, all names have been redacted.
The Phoenix was not among the innocent.
📂 Stay tuned for the next recovered file from the Phoenix Archives…
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Originally published on Facebook, June 16, 2026. View the original post.